Ten Movie Vampires that Sucked!!!

8. Danica Talos

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Played by Parker Posey From Blade: Trinity (2004)

There was so much wrong with Blade: Trinity it almost seems unfair singling out one person for criticism€

But here goes anyway: indie darling Parker Posey€™s head villain Danica Talos was just bland. Posey and her on screen brother played by the usually reliable Callum Keith Rennie seemed about as dangerous and threatening as a night out with The Tweenies and madeBlade 2 villain Luke Goss look like Dirty Harry by comparison (yes that€™s former Bros member Luke Goss that I just compared to Dirty Harry) In a film that also featured WWE€™s Triple H as a blood-sucking henchmen and Dominic Purcell turning in a performance so wooden it practically makes his work on Prison Break look Emmy-winning as €˜Drake€™ (see what they did there) it€™s the fact that Posey was so forgettable as Talos that tipped the balance in her favour. Blade: Trinity was a mess for a plethora of reasons, but Danica Talos was a pretty big one.
 
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