Ten Movie Vampires that Sucked!!!

9. The Cast of Twilight

twilight1From Twilight (2008) Another controversial choice€? I know that this sh*t is all the rage at the moment but I€™m sorry, I just don€™t get it. Maybe it€™s me, there are plenty of things out there that are popular that baffle me as to how: skinny jeans on men, Scouting for Girls, Catherine Tate and Formula 1€™s resurgence to name but a few, well now I can add Twilight to that list. Call me old fashioned but I like my vampires to look scary and disturbing not like they€™ve just wandered off the cover of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue; and if I wanted to watch a bunch of pasty teenagers looking moody and wearing dark clothes, I€™d go and sit outside my local multi-storey and watch them on their skateboards. Yet with the pound, or dollar (depending on where you€™re reading this), signs jumping up and down in the eyes of those involved; a sequel is already looming large on the horizon, so there€™s no escaping the Twilight phenomenon just yet, and with everyone€™s least favourite Hollywood moppet Dakota Fanning on board for New Moon, the potential for it to be less blood-boilingly irritating than the first film seems like a distant dream.
 
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