9. Goody Two Shoes
The Lone Ranger may carry a gun filled with silver bullets but that doesn't mean he ever kills anyone with them. Nope our favourite hero of the day is as squeaky clean when it comes to murder as DC's own masked avenger Batman. According to the show's creators this was because of the strict code The Lone Ranger had given himself to live by but was more likely due to censorship restraints on TV back in the day. So what were The Lone Ranger's rules? Well firstly The Lone Ranger was never allowed to smoke, use profanity or partake of intoxicating beverages. This probably made him an extremely boring cowboy. The next rule states that although The Lone Ranger is a man who can fight great odds, he will always take a moment to treat a bird with a broken wing. So in other words if you're having a showdown and there's an injured bird you'll just have to wait before you shoot him. But as long as the birds OK, right? Rule number 3 - The Lone Ranger believes that his sacred American heritage proves that every individual has the right to worship God as he desires. Rule number 4 - The Lone Ranger at all times uses precise speech, without slang or dialect. His grammar must be pure. He must make proper use of "who" and "whom", "shall" and "will", "I" and "me", etc. - Not bad for a law man in the old west! And finally when he has to use guns The Lone Ranger never shoots to kill but rather only to disarm his opponent as painlessly as possible. So in other words The Lone Ranger is the biggest namby, pamby gun slinger in the whole of the Wild West and in reality would probably have been killed a hundred times over. At least Batman beat people up.