The Worst Moment Of Every James Bond Film - Ranked
2. Diamonds Are Forever - Bambi And Thumper
Diamonds are Forever is another one of the worst Bond films and another one where choosing the worst moment means leaving out several other irredeemable scenes.
There's the abysmal pre-title sequence, Plenty O'Toole's scene, that weird gorilla scene, the moon buggy chase, Blofeld in drag, the shockingly bad finale and the even worse final showdown with Wint and Kidd, but in the end, there can only be one loser.
It's got to go to the Bambi and Thumper fight scene, which is simply appalling in every conceivable way.
In this scene, Bond meets two henchwomen called Bambi and Thumper (Lola Larson and Trina Parks) who are guarding a rich guy Blofeld is holding prisoner in his house. They then have a terribly choreographed fight scene, in which these two gymnastic fighters somehow get the upper hand on Bond despite him being an incredibly skilled fighter, and he eventually defeats them by dunking them in the nearby pool.
Both actresses are very wooden, there's zero suspense or excitement and it will make you cringe until your face hurts thanks to all the unfunny comedy running through the entire sequence. When it ends, you'll almost collapse with relief.