1. He Stands Up Jane Foster
At the end of Thor, Jane and Thor share a passionate kiss and Thor promises; 'I give you my word, I will return for you.' Fair enough you may think. Except he doesn't return. Instead, he is forced to break the Bifrost bridge and cut himself off from Jane in order to prevent the destruction of Jodunheim. Still, that's all fairly tragic and noble really given the choice between selfish love or preventing a genocide, he chooses the right thing. However, in the Avengers, this entire justification is negated the moment he turns up on Earth and doesn't try to contact Jane. There's a moment where Agent Coulson shows Thor Jane's picture on the computer and tells him she's in Tromso, Norway. But at this point in the film, Loki is (at least apparently) securely locked up - surely Thor could spare a day to go and see her? Or at least call her just to let her know he's around and will come and see her as soon as possible, once he's foiled his brother's plans to destroy the world. But even once Loki is truely vanquished, Thor decides to head home rather than seeing Jane again. And Jane's going to see Thor on the news, know he was in New York and that he didn't come and see her. What makes all of this far more tragic is Jane's attitude to it all. At the end of Thor, Heimdall tells Thor that he can see Jane searching for him. This is the galactic equivalent of a guy giving you a fake number, you realising he's done this and then deciding to look through the Yellow Pages trying to find his real number instead of taking the hint and moving on. I mean, I know he had amazing abs, but get a grip. For all Jane knows, Thor's just got home and thought, nah, she's not worth the return trip. By the looks of things though, he'll finally manage to take her on that second date in Thor: The Dark World. He'd better have come up with a good excuse by then... Think I've missed out any d*ck things Thor has done so far? Think you can guess some of the d*ck moves he's going to pull in The Dark World? Head down to the comments and let me know!