45. Inga (1968)
Made in Sweden because Sweden was a dead pervy place in the late 1960s - Inga is a classic softcore sex film, made before xxx porn dominated sex cinema. Fondly remembered by many, Inga wants to remain an innocent girl, but her aunt is pushing for her to date, sleep with and fleece older men. Directed by Swedish Sex Maestro - Joe Sarno - the film takes itself a bit too seriously and should have been shot as a sex romp (to avoid boring and depressing viewers). But there are plenty of nudity and erotic shenanigans on the screen to keep you hooked.
44. Dagmar's Hot Pants (1971)
Dagmar's Hot Pants follows a day in the life of a young Swedish prostitute working in Copenhagen. She is shutting up shop and leaving the business behind her. On her last day, Dagmar initiates a teenage boy into sex, says goodbye to her regulars and her fellow call girls. Dagmar's Hot Pants is a jolly good romp. The cast and crew are not exploitation regulars but they do an excellent job on a small budget. You will cheer Dagmar on to success. She's one plucky gal!
43. Spermula (1976)
The plot of Spermula is complex but it goes something like this: some aliens take the form of sexy women in a large castle. Their aim is to suck men dry (no not blood) thus stopping reproduction so they can come and invade earth as theirs. Problem is, they like their work too much. Featuring some of the sexiest European exploitation actresses of the day, Spermula comes across as part bizarre sci fi caper and part French sexy film. It has become an extreme fan favourite but you might find it difficult to buy in the correct form as various editions exist.
42. Erotic Nights of the Living Dead (1980)
Erotic Nights of the Living Dead? I have had more erotic nights reading People's Friend in bed alone followed by an ovaltine. Directed by Joe D'Amato, he got the brilliant idea to fuse a zombie flick with a triple xxx hard core porn. Successful it was not. The plot is a total mess, I didn't understand what was going on the whole time, Laura Gemser (the beautiful black Emanuelle) floated about the film doing nothing, the zombie attacks were lame, everything sucked. And that's before we even get to the sex scenes. The first sex scene is grim in the extreme. A man, who to be fair is hung like a donkey, has a threesome with two women. It would have been ok but the man has a really bad case of genital warts all over his nut sack and willy. And these women are fighting among themselves to get sucking and f**king his genitalia like they are the holy grail. Eurgh. The second scene that I remember (I purposefully forgot the rest) involves a young woman dancing for a man and doing amazing things to a bottle of champagne with her lady bits. I don't care what they portray or say. No woman can pop a bottle of champagne with her cooch! Avoid at all costs lest you be traumatised like me.
41. Demons (1986)
Produced by Dario Argento and filmed by Lamberto 'Son of Mario' Bava, Demons is a very effective little horror film which should thoroughly entertain horror fans for an hour and a half. Basically, people in a cinema are watching a horror films when an outbreak of Demonism occurs. It is a race against time to escape as humans are turning into Demons like bejaysus. Will anyone in the theatre survive this demonic onslaught? I have watched Demons numerous times and I have always found it to be good fun. Lamberto is no Mario, he is a straight horror hack, but his directorial debut remains his best film. There is a lot of gratuitous gore and violence and the film has an awesome soundtrack. One for real hardcore horror film addicts - you will lap this one up.