5. PRESIDENT DWAYNE ELIZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO
As seen in IDIOCRACY (Played by TERRY CREWS) No matter how bad a film is, a Terry Crews appearance usually raises a laugh; see CLICK, THE BENCHWARMERS, BALLS OF FURY, hell the guy even brings the first laugh of WHITE CHICKS. The former NFL star turned actors performance as President Camacho in Mike Judge's under-appreciated cult comedy IDIOCRACY is another scene-stealer. In a dystopian future where the world is crumbling and the people are suffering from a stupidity epidemic it only seems fit that a former porn star and five time Ultimate Smackdown Wrestling Champion be leader of the free world. Deserves his spot for his eloquent way with words; Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution