20 Upcoming Movies Absolutely NOBODY Wants

1. Samaritan 2

Samaritan Sylvester Stallone
Amazon

Samaritan was a gritty superhero movie starring Sylvester Stallone as the grizzled titular crime-fighter which landed on Amazon Prime Video in August 2022 and, amid mixed reviews, came and went in the blink of an eye.

Hardly the most stellar outcome for a film with a mind-bogglingly high $100 million budget, then, and even though Samaritan has continually topped the charts on Tubi of all places, there was little indication a sequel would ever materialise.

But by late 2023 Amazon confirmed they were indeed developing Samaritan 2 with Stallone expected to return. 

Even beyond the fact that it's near-impossible to figure out how these financials make sense, Samaritan is a film that, despite its pulpy premise and A-list lead, hasn't really got any sort of fanbase or following to speak of.

It's a quintessential film that people watched while doing their laundry and forgot about the moment it was over, yet this has somehow translated into an apparent franchise.

 
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