7. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)
The Movie: Yup! Bet you thought wed forgotten this one, didnt you? Thats right, a movie with the
Star Wars name was released in theatres not five years ago, and most people have already wiped it from their memory.
Clone Wars tells the story of Anakin, Yoda, and some Twilek-looking lady, as they lead/battle a bunch of clones on the blue, hexagonal planet of Catan-tooine. Meanwhile, Obi Wan spirals into a beardy depression, having lost the razor blade Qui-Gon gave him for his birthday or something. I dont know, I never saw it. Im literally basing this entire description on the poster.
Its Your Favourite Because: You are a being not of this earth, yet you are known through the ages, spoken of only in hushed tones, and fearful whispers. Fires grow dim as human tongues feebly grope and stumble trying to name you, as though it were possible to comprehend the endless unknown. Beezlebub, Chichevache, Old One - you are all these things, and yet none of them. Attempting to understand your whims is to prime the gnashing fangs of madness for a feast. Your wants and desires are not bound by simple concepts of reason, and logic: they exist because they are. You are an anomaly in space and time, a stranger to all of creation, the alien grain of sand that warps realitys mirror. You. Should. Not. Be. Or you just really like
The Clone Wars cartoon that the movie was created as a launch platform for. Its probably that.
Favourite Star Wars Accessories: Anything related to
The Clone Wars cartoon, which hopefully includes the original Genndy Tartakovsky one
Soundbite: You'll be surprised:
TheClone Wars is really good. Stop laughing. I'm serious."
Favourite Movies:
The Clone Wars,
The Clone WarsDo any of these descriptions sum up you or any fellow Star Wars fans you may know? Let us know in the comments section below. And don't forget to check out our other entries in this series: What Your Favourite Batman Movie Says About You and What Your Favourite Indiana Jones Movie Says About You.