5. Primal Rage: Arcade/Consoles (1994) P*ssed On
Atari's 1994 monster fighter Primal Rage is known to have some of the most difficult special moves in a fighter, but more importantly, it also featured some of the most disgusting finishers in videogame history. Like The Oregon Trail, I could have created a list solely with Primal Rage finisher/special moves, but the finisher to end all finishers is the 'P*ssing'. It's just bloody sickening for two reasons. Firstly, because it's pissing on a flaming corpse, but secondly, because the controls needed to achieve said finisher are unequivocally demanding. Nether I or any of my friends playing this in the 90s could pull it off. So if you want to try it, look below, but don't say I didn't warn you. P*ssing/Peeing Finisher (HQ+LQ),D,D,(continue holding HQ+LQ, then add HF+LF),A,T,A,T The trauma it gives your fingers is only outweighed by the fact your avatar is actively p*ssing on a corpse, effectively beating Postal to the punch by a number of years. Just plain disturbing and horribly wrong, but I guess the fact it was so hard to do meant that only a chosen few got to see it.
Thomas James Hunt is a British Video Game Critic who is a rather unpleasant character in the journalism world. So brace yourself for some nasty behaviour in the form of articles.
