2. Right, You're In Net *Insert Useless Unenthusiastic Fat Kid*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv0IWN1GCSo It was Paul Newman and Strother Martin in the 1967 prison drama Cool Hand Luke who first said:
"What we've got here is failure to communicate!"
Well going by that standard what we have here is the almighty clusterf*** of all almighty clusterf***s. It is very much alike high school Astro Turf football when all the genuinely talented kids would be split from the genuinely dreadful kids (like us) and they would go on to play a decent tactical game with positions and everything. Meanwhile, over on the useless kids half of the turf, you'd get something resembling this glitch above. Some stragglers stood on the side of the pitch talking about politics and the others, enthusiastic but actually rubbish, charging around after the ball in a big cloud of people running to and fro and shooting on sight past the slow, fat kid who'd been placed in net who watches it go right past him without lifting a finger, instigating shouts of disgust from the loud, annoying scrawny kid who fancied himself good and the captain. Quite seriously, we have no idea what is going on here. It's like an alien cast a singularity vortex down to earth and- for whatever reason - targeted a top 6 place La Liga playoff between Athletic Bilbao and Real Sociedad. Perhaps he's a sore Malaga fan. Either way, this glitch would be the perfect way to end a lager-fuelled lad's night in. You can only shoot from inside your own half. Final score: 21-17. Loser pays for the delivered fried chicken and pizza.