1. As God Is Our Witness, He's Broken In Half!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYyqX5NlLkw This particular instance has made the rounds all over social media, being featured on The LAD Bible amongst other places. There's actually about 5 or 6 videos of the same moment on YouTube alone and close to every single one of them is titled something like: "OMG. FIFA 15 RONALDO RKO RANDY ORTON." This might be an interesting, ironic joke if the person making the video actually hated WWE and wanted to make a mockery of it but, unfortunately, that's probably not the case. Note to said people: we've done Tricep curls that look more like the RKO than this. Still, watching Ronaldo demonstrate to the ref for Dani Alves to be booked, only to get rejected and respond by making him take it deep with an Implant DDT is a splendid sight that could only be bettered if it occurred in real life. Ronaldo's superstar looks, superstar name, superstar body and superstar fame would actually be very appropriate for a career in professional wrestling and he's already proven he's capable of pulling off the soap opera, OTT acting, as demonstrated every single time he's fouled and doesn't win the free kick, leading to him sobbing on the floor for about two minutes whilst the game continues on around him. Then, he gets up, calls an audible, makes a hot tag and scores. Three times. His own variant of the late comeback five moves of doom. Perhaps him and
Tim Wiese can form a stable: The Dive Bombers, managed by Ric Flair and with entrance music performed by Rihanna. Count the fall and ring the bell, this one's in the books.