3. Zlatan, We're Ready For Your Close Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1jqRmwgMZs&feature=player_detailpage#t=111 Reports just coming in from FIFA HQ in Zurich that PSG striker and all-round general demigod Zlatan Ibrahimovi has just come to an agreement with high-ranking FIFA officials, allowing him his own personal cameraman on the pitch during matches. We are still awaiting comment from President Sepp Blatter who is taking a few minutes to figure out how he wants to spin the story in an effort not to appear like a man who takes bribes and exerts favourtism. Social media is unlikely to be deceived by such attempts. FIFA 15 added cameramen this year. That's fair enough, there are cameramen at live football matches, whom broadcast the match to world-wide television. Credit EA for increasing the realism of the game! Credit them for also recognising Zlatan's imperial supremacy over mankind and allowing this cameraman to actually walk onto the pitch in the middle of play and dutifully film Zlatan as he proceeds to show off for his fans by running around in circles, dodging tackles at will. It could only be Zlatan.
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