10 Iconic Video Games That NEED A Remake

2. Dino Crisis

FADE IN:

INT. CLASSROOM, ST THOMAS MORE HIGH SCHOOL, NEWCASTLE - DAY

In the preamble before 2nd period Geography, three school friends discuss trading video games with one another. There is a hurried noise in the background as others around them chatter slowly and take their seats.

ADAM: You can have Tony Hawk's for the weekend but I want something I've not played for it.

JOSH: I've got Tekken 3?

ADAM: Clocked it. I fancy something with a story.

NICK: He's got Dino Crisis

ADAM: What's Dino Crisis?

JOSH: It's kinda like Resident Evil but instead of zombies it's dinosaurs and there's some time-travel stuff and the main character is a redhead in... like... a PVC bodysuit.

ADAM: Sold.

CUT TO BLACK.

Just treating you to that highly cinematic retelling of how I first came to play Dino Crisis because there's not actually much to say on the idea of remaking it beyond; very obviously, very obviously, they should remake Dino Crisis immediately.