10 Least Threatening Video Game Protagonists
3. Kirby (Every Kirby Game)
Kirby is a squidgy pink ball with adorable anime eyes and little stubby arms. It doesn't get any less threatening than that! He is every element of cuteness rolled up into one little package, and he gets even cuter when he gobbles up certain enemies and adopts their outfits and weapons.
Once again, despite his completely innocent appearance, Kirby can pack a real punch. As soon as he opens that ridiculous mouth of his, no enemy can withstand his powers. Able to swallow other creatures whole and essentially steal their life force, Kirby is actually rather terrifying when you really stop to think about it.
But then you look at those little pink shoes and those adorable eyes and forget all about how dangerous he actually is. Kirby's the sort of character you wish you could keep as a pet, and it's no surprise that he's proven to be such a big hit with gamers of all ages for so many years.