10 Messed Up Nintendo Switch Games You Won't Believe Exist

Set in a future totalitarian regime, a lowly office worker is tasked with delivering a message to the Queen of Ice.

As ridiculous as that may sound, this opening gambit is possibly the most sane thing on offer here.

No Thing (clever, eh?) is less of a video game and more a method of torture; perhaps retrospective community service for future crimes hitherto uncommitted.

From a first person perspective, you speed along one-dimensional tracks between monochrome buildings, with your only input being to turn left or right as required.

With its 'my VHS is on the blink' style aesthetic, displaying blurry visuals and awful overall presentation, No Thing is the most unintentionally hilarious game you'll ever play.

Hurtling along, you are met by disembodied, floating heads whose only job is to shout nonsensical non sequiturs at you for equally ambiguous reasons.

Any attempt to deliver pithy or thought provoking statements utterly collapses the first time one of these ridiculous overlords of tiresome inanity shouts "TV SETS AND DREAMS" at you.

Absolute hysterics ensue when you are challenged to "LOOK AT YOUR FACE", and are reminded that "THE AIR WENT BAD".

No Thing is an absolute abomination which should be killed with fire, lest TV sets haunt all our dreams.