10 More Weirdest Weapons In Video Game History

4. Mutated Milk - Team Fortress 2

I mean come on guys, when you’ve got bread with tumors in being carried around in a jar of liquid, you know you’re onto a weird thing. A disgusting thing, in fact. Seriously this gives shivers like I’ve got a jackhammer in my bones. Gross.

However, looking beyond its manky wet loaf appearance, The Mutated Milk is as aforementioned a piece of carnivorous bread that’s a secondary weapon for the Scout class. If you manage to hit someone with it, then for the next few seconds any damage done to them will also heal you, making for an incredibly useful - if not incredibly disturbing - throwable.

Also, the animation of someone being hit shows the bread chewing their head. What is this, some sort of "In Soviet Russia, wet bread eats you"?

GET IT OFF.

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