2. Battlefield 3 - Enormous Teammate, Enormous Trauma
Battlefield 3 has been through various versions where it has had some pretty incredible glitches. Slug men and exorcist behaviour have plagued the game in the past but none of that has anything on this horror. So you spawn into your next matchmaking game, ready for some tactical warfare. You ready up, your guns are ready to fire and you are about to run out. Hey, wait a second...why is the screen flashing weird? What are all these shapes? Why are they mov...OH LORD, it is a person. If your game is unlucky to glitch this badly, you will find yourself up against or along side (not sure which is better) a hulking figure that seems to struggle as it moves. Seemingly swimming through the scenery with it's monstrous arms, you could be mistaken for thinking this is all very funny. Until it turns around and charges straight for you. What follows may well be a life changing moment for you. As the massive eyes, lips and American flag charge at you, you will see your life flash before your eyes. From that moment on, you won't ever feel the same again. You have been violated and the world you live in is devoid of innocence. For that, I am truly sorry.
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Patrick Dane is someone who spends too much of his time looking at screens. Usually can be seen pretending he works as a film and game blogger, short film director, PA, 1st AD and scriptwriter. Known to frequent London screening rooms, expensive hotels, couches, Costa coffee and his bedroom. If found, could you please return to the internet.
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