1. The Sims 3 - The Baby Horror
Right, I am pulling up some of the top drawer stuff now. This is the stuff nightmares are made out of and that the devil himself crafts just for his own amusement. If you ever needed confirmation that computers could be evil, you won't need it after this. What you are about to witness is the just an infant. An infant like no other... Well, except for the fact that its body has been disfigured and destroyed in a completely inhumane action. While even the most intense horror creatives get a bit skirty when dealing with children, the Sims 3 shows no such mercy. No baby is safe while a computer can churn out such a grotesque creature and then pretend like nothing is wrong. This thing is like a tangle of flesh and limbs, just after going through a black hole half a dozen times. This isn't a baby, it has more in common with a rift in time and space. Perhaps what makes this even more scary is that is clearly in no pain. It is happily enjoying its existence, unaware of the prejudice and burning torches awaiting it when it finally get the courage to step outside. Sad really. Spare a thought for not only the mother who had to give birth to this monstrosity but the doctors who had to deliver it. "What is it doctor?" "Congratulations, you just gave birth to a healthy elongated dimension monster".
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Patrick Dane is someone who spends too much of his time looking at screens. Usually can be seen pretending he works as a film and game blogger, short film director, PA, 1st AD and scriptwriter. Known to frequent London screening rooms, expensive hotels, couches, Costa coffee and his bedroom. If found, could you please return to the internet.
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