3. Dr. Crabblesnitch Bully
This is one of the few names on this list that actually is trying to be intentionally ridiculous, following the theme of the entire game, which is silly and a little heart-warming at times, Dr. Crabblesnitch is a man I would never want to find myself in a serious discussion with, I am not sure where he got his license to practice either. It's good when games are intentionally ridiculous and it works, unlike with some of the others on this list, that are ridiculous even though they were not going for that.