10 Most Ridiculous Female Bodies In Video Games

4. Selvaria - Valkyria Chronicles

Selvaria was the antagonist of the quiet-but-brilliant Valkyria Chronicles for the PS3. It was released by the same company that created the unbelievably great Skies of Arcadia for the Dreamcast and GameCube, so I had pretty high expectations. Everything was pretty coherent, except for the fact that the antagonist was built like a porn star.

I think the reason why I'm always surprised when female characters are built like porn stars is because REAL WOMEN DON'T LOOK LIKE PORN STARS. How am I supposed to be terrified of an enemy when she's built like a brick frickin' house? Has anyone ever been intimidated by Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra? No, because they look ridiculous. Thankfully, Selvaria contains her cannons behind a modest leather getup, but it's not enough to allow the player take her seriously as a character.

 
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