8. Ronald Reagan In Bad Dudes vs DragonNinja
After saving the president from ninjas, Ronald Reagan offers to take you out for a burger. Points for being topical and using the actual president in your game. Negative points for implying that your heroism is worth one item off the dollar menu. Not to even mention the possibility of a second player. Are both dudes expected to share the burger? Were our heroes so impoverished that they felt the need to throw ninjas off of a train just for the right to eat some grade D meat? Note to self: create a Kickstarter for "Bad Hobos". Even worse, when you get to the credits screen, President Ronnie as his friends call him, is the only one seen holding a burger. You may think Im obsessing a bit much about this burger thing, but I did just spin kick a guy off of a helicopter. A little appreciation is all were asking; maybe two burgers and a firm handshake. Fries are negotiable.