10 Video Game 100% Completions That Were Profoundly Insulting

2. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is one of the most stunning video games ever created, which is partly why one of the rewards for completing it 100% is so painful.

Throughout the course of the game, you have to collect Korok Seeds to exchange for increased inventory limits on weapons, bows, and shields. Once you have maxed those out, there are still far more Korok Seeds to collect, making for a daunting total of 900 to collect. And most of the time, these seeds are rather challenging to find, as they often blend in seamlessly with the landscapes around them.

Once you've finally collected all 900 of them and you bring them to Hestu, you're gifted a golden pile of s**t. I'm not exaggerating. I mean, look at it - it's definitely poop, which likely means that you've just been collecting little turds throughout your adventure.

If you're just starting Breath of the Wild, collect only as many Korok Seeds required to max out your inventories, then just stop. Please. For your own good.

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