10 Video Game Bosses Who Can't Do Anything Right
2. Alfred Ashford - Resident Evil CODE: Veronica And Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
Alfred Ashford is the head of Rockfort island and twin brother of Alexia. He's a weasel-voiced, highly arrogant aristocrat, whose relationship with his sister veers unnervingly close to something one might find on PornHub.
Alfred talks a big game about all of the terrible things he will do to protagonist Claire Redfield but each time you encounter him it is embarrassingly apparent he's not going to do anything. Alfred wields a sniper rifle as his weapon of choice and yet, despite this, can't seem to hit you even when you stand five feet in front of him.
Alfred reaches a new low midway through the game when he suffers a psychotic break after realising he has been pretending to be his sister the entire time. Alfred reroutes your escape plane to Antarctica but, before he can finish you off, he slips from a crumbling ice shelf and plummets to his death. Still he's given one last reward; crawling to her stasis chamber, he is able to see his naked sister one more time. Weird freakin' family.