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5. Eating - Guild Wars 2

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Remember the last time you ate? If so, good - if not, maybe grab yourself a snack, for the purposes of this next paragraph.

Now, is that act of putting food into your mouth and chewing it difficult on a physical level? Unless you're chowing down on a healthy lunch of granite, the answer is almost definitely no.

And yet, in Guild Wars 2 - and many similar MMORPGs - you may find yourself under-levelled to consume a particular item of food. This is fair in the sense that higher levelled items generally come with better healing abilities or bonuses.

However, it's also undeniably dumb, in the sense that your character has to undergo training in order to be wise enough to eat an omelette.

Presumably, otherwise, you'd just press your face into the food while gently crying about the fact you aren't get powerful enough to eat it, like a sad rendition of Bruce and the chocolate cake scene from Matilda.

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I like my comics like I like my coffee - in huge, unquestionably unhealthy doses.