11 Off-Map Video Game Secrets You Won't Believe

5. Dancing Ewok - Star Wars: Dark Forces (1995)

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LucasArts games are known for their many humorous secrets and easter eggs, so you just know that the developers of Star Wars: Dark Forces aren't going to let Day of the Tentacle and the Monkey Island Series have all the fun. Especially when it comes to George Lucas's flagship franchise.

In the level, Research Facility, typing in 'LAIMLAME' for invincibility and 'LAPOGO' for wall climbing will grant you the abilities needed to access a very unexpected off-map extra. Plop down to the ground (enjoy the TIE-fighter-like scream in the process) and scale the wall south-west of the direction you were originally facing to find a secret door leading to a hidden room completely outside of the play area.

Inside, interacting with a particular wall will reveal an Ewok dancing around behind it. Far from the lovable kind in Return of the Jedi, this guy will mock you by sticking its tongue out at you and bulging its eyes in the most creepy and unnatural way.

Thankfully, to get back at the little sod, you can simply blast seven bells out him, and he'll stand there forever after, charred to a satisfying crisp.

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