12 Signs You're Getting Too Old For Video Games

5. You've Seen It All Before

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Yes. Slaying Dragons, Gods and hundreds of grunt soldiers is boring.

The interior monologue that sees you beating down your colleagues in a fit of satisfying bloodshed is completely dull and not even slightly appealing.

Now imagine them as the zombies you used to slaughter to get your kicks…

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Probably the only person ever to see all the endings of the awful Shadow the Hedgehog video game. Professional proofreader, football fanatic, lion tamer and occasional liar.