Dead Or Alive

Some day we'll question why a violent car theft game has sold over 34 million copies.

Pray to your religion of choice that no one walks in.

Back to that first tournament, long before physics engines and blatant sexism truly caught…

It's not all just jiggle-physics, you know?

Nintendo are just... alright.

Some things just cannot be explained.

It might be time to throw in the towel with your dignity intact.

Get as angry as you like, just make sure you know the facts.

What has been seen cannot be unseen