5. The Houchi Play
Can you imagine pitching the idea for this game? "Okay, so you're this old pervert, who likes young girls. So the entire game you simply try to sneak up on young girls. That's the gist." The executive leans back and replies: "Interesting, is that all there is to it?" And you say: "Of course not, that would just be stupid. Sometimes on the way to the girl there are bottles of alcohol. You drink them." While somewhere buried in the dark corners of humor's grave the idea for this game is actually pretty funny, the premise is little more than disgusting. It could totally be forgiven except that it's not the first time Japanese games have been made to directly appeal to perverts (see Mister Mosquito, Love Death 4, and Super Galdelic Hour). However, that's being a bit dramatic. The Houchi Play is a little too asinine to be either offensive or harmful.