3. Muscle March
Watching the original trailer for Nintendo wii's Muscle March is an eye-opening experience... Meaning it's so utterly ludicrous you'll probably never forget it. The video features a bunch of nearly naked dudes in tight speedos running around with a polar bear as the announcer spouts off exclamatory observations in animated Japanese. I was only able to catch two words out of everything that he says: Nice butt. The entire premise of this game is something like Cho Aniki Zero without the world dilemma. You play as a bunch of body builders and one polar bear that chase after football players who are constantly stealing your jars of protein. The football players then proceed to run away, crashing through walls in body builder poses that you, the player, must mimic with the Wii remote. If you fail to do so one of your body builders will drop out of line. Before you reach the conclusion that this is one of the most WTF things in existence please allow me to explain that the bikini clad body builder character in the game is indeed a girl. She's just animated exactly like the rest of the characters except in a bikini (lazy development?). Now as for the polar bear, I got nothing.