15 Times Video Games Mocked You For Earning Achievements
3. Blitz The League Goes Out Of Its Way To Tell You Just How Bad You Are
Blitz The League did its best to serve you absolute over the top, hard hitting action. It gave you the ability to rupture testicles, and take steroids. It also gave you the ability to be mocked countless times because you suck the big suck.
If you manage to completely set yourself up for failure and lose the first game of your career, you'll unlock the "Weak Sauce" achievement. Even further, if you manage to lose that game, or any game in your career for that matter, by more than 24 points you'll unlock the "O RLY?" achievement.
If you have a staggering inability to take care of the ball, then be prepared for some backhanded rewards. Throwing five interceptions or having five fumbles in one game will earn you the "Blind" and "Lollercoaster" achievements. What makes this all worse, is if you're on an absolute next level of awfulness, you could unlock all these in a single game. After which you should eject the game and never try and play it again in your entire life.
If you have all these achievements unlocked you should stop playing football games because you obviously aren't very good.