20 Problems Only People Dating Gamers Will Understand
7. Tourettes-Like Responses To Technical Problems
F***! F*** f*** f***ity f*** f***! What a stupid piece of s***! This thing is f***ing useless! F***ing piece of s***! Everything okay babe? No! I was about to fight the boss and the stupid f***ing game just f***ing kicked me the f*** out! Alright, well, why dont we just- No, f*** it. Forget it. You wouldnt understand. Gamers come in all shapes and sizes, but their flare ups tend to gravitate towards one of two things: losing and crashing. When either of these two are imminent, do yourselves a favor and just keep your trap shut or, if at all possible, just leave. Youre about to witness the least attractive of all traits of gamers: their incessant disbelief over karmas timing.
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