20 Things Only Pokémon GO Fans Will Understand

6. Realising Zubats Are Still A**Holes

To hell with regular players saying they're "easy to catch", they're not; they're the flying, forever-flapping antichrist, the bane of our collective Red, Blue and Yellow childhoods, now infecting the fabric of the world itself.

Try to catch one and it'll dodge, slowly flying around you, mocking you, jumping elegantly over your pathetic attempts to end such torture by flinging more Pokéballs its way.

You can't escape, no, that would be the coward's way out. Instead, you must stay and fight, steady your breathing, ready your next Pokéball and bring an end to this...

If nothing else, it'll make for one hell of a tale to tell the grandkids.