5 Biggest Heartbreakers In Dragon Age: Inquisition

1. Varric

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Ah, Varric. Our favourite, hairy, chest-baring-in-all-weathers witty-man. For those of you who played through the whole series, you'll remember this charming fellow from Dragon Age 2. And he wasn't available then, either.

Varric is easily the quickest person to get on with. He is funny and loyal, quick-witted and charismatic - and unfortunately for all of us, completely and utterly off-limits.

The mysterious 'Bianca' (the original owner of the crossbow's name) is a strong contender as the holder of Varric's heart, though we never really learn who she is.

After that, the rest is pure speculation. Once again, no flirt option is even available for this gent, so any and all loving banter will have to take place between the lines. But with conversation as free-flowing as Varric's, it comes easily. Maybe he just prefers writing his fiery romance novels to actual commitment. Maybe, he just prefers to fly solo. Maybe all of this speculation is exactly what he wants...

Either way, we will forever be devastated by Varric's unavailability. And you know what they say about forbidden fruit.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.

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