5 Gaming Achievements To Be Embarrassed About

4. Resident Evil 5: Egg on Your Face Award

I didn't like Resident Evil 5 because I was rubbish at it. I just could not stay alive as I continuously ran out of ammo before being cornered and dispatched with by hordes of Majini. One day, while cornered again, I desperately fired, threw and swung everything I had. It was useless though, as the zombies just kept coming. With seconds to go before my end, I went through my itinerary one last time and found my stash of eggs. I had planned for Chris Redfield to eat those eggs later, perhaps with a nice cup of tea, but times were hard and away they went. Imagine my surprise then when one of the zombies crumpled to the floor after taking the last of my poultry grenades in the face. Imagine my shame, when the above achievement popped up to confirm that salmonella poisoning is a legitimate way to kill zombies if you are daft enough to run out of bullets. I traded the game in at the local shop the next day.
 
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