5 Weirdest Endings In Tekken Video Games

2. Kuma - Tekken Tag Tournament 2

Back with our favourite furry friend, Kuma’s ending in Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (that’s a mouthful) sees Winnie the Pooh’s vicious counterpart being stopped by some schoolgirls to take a photo. The Scare-nstein Bear then spots his beloved Panda from across the way, and after drooling heavily on some schoolgirls, launches himself across traffic at his badger-looking love.

However, his plans are scuppered when Panda launches a punch for the ages and sends Kuma flying back the way he came. As Kuma comes to, a man in a panda mascot costume comes to check on the bedazed bear. In response, Kuma jumps on the man and begins to maul him as the clip ends.

We’re left wondering what happened to the man. Did Kuma attack him because he looked like Panda, in retaliation for his painful denial? Or did he just attack the first thing he saw? Or, was Kuma expressing his (violent) affection for Panda on the mascot? We may never know, and you know what? I don’t really want to, either.