5 Weirdest Endings In Tekken Video Games

3. Law’s Ending - Tekken 6

Upon winning the King of Iron Fist 6 tournament, Marshall Law can be seen retiring to a secluded shack, alongside his once-rival Paul Phoenix and new mate Steve Fox. Surrounding by stacks of money-laden briefcases, things seem on the up for this fated trio.

However, while Steve and Paul are rejoicing on the couch, Law sneakily turns to face the camera, and shows us his bottle of super-powerful laxatives, while smiling wickedly. He douses a pizza with it, and I mean douses – by the time he’s finished, that pizza is more laxative than sauce, and the smell would presumably be pretty obviously honking? You’d think.

He serves his poisonous ‘za up to his mates, who, after tucking in greedily, begin to change their expressions as their faces turn blue. Both shoot up and sprint for the toilet, where Steve locks Paul outside (who presumably desecrates his pants leg, the floor and his dignity all in one fell swoop) while the camera cuts to Law making off with the literal shed load of money.

Top class pal, there.

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