8 Most Humiliating Video Game Missions

So imagine the scene. It's the 31st Century and things have gone to s**t so hard that the blades of the fan that it hit have splintered off and flown into your nan's eyes.

War rages all across the galaxy, the most prominent of which is where the second game takes place in which an entire planet has been designated as a battleground for Clans to hash out their problems via the use of missiles, machine guns, and of course thirty-foot tall mechs. The winner will lay claim to Terra itself and so as you can imagine, there's a lot to fight for and a huge amount at stake.

So of course the game has you do limo escort for some rich !*$% who thinks it's a good idea to attend the theatre during an invasion.

The fact that your personalized walking war machine is being loaned out to the 1% is bad enough, but the driver of this polygonal party wagon acts like they've just awoken from a coma, as it will repeatedly drive into objects on the road with nary a worry and because the limo is made of paper, will explode if it so much as grazes anything in its way.

You meanwhile have to not only clear a path but destroy all the enemies lying in wait that are hoping to pick off a high-value target, which really will grind that sense of being a hardened veteran of war down to a nub.