8 Video Game Weapons You Were ASHAMED To Use

3. Alien Rectifier - Saints Row IV

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I mean, you can see why this is on the list right?

It's a rectal probe that you forcefully shove up someone's anus, turning them into a piece of live ammunition that you then can fire off into other civilians causing your poor text subject to explode. Nothing about this paints you in a good light.

I mean. this reeks of shame. How would you explain this if your parents walked in? Plus the fact that there are many, MANY other weapons to use in this game that are much, much less humiliating for your opponent means you've actively chosen this as a means for someone's death.

Don't get me wrong, we've ALL used this at least once, and I can't imagine anyone doing so without a ridiculous smile on their faces, but that somehow makes it even worse, that we carry a collective shame of being so utterly and needlessly cruel with this weapon.

Oh, and it's a DLC weapon which means you paid for this experience. Good.

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