8 Video Games That REWARDED You For Being A Dick

5. The Bard's Tale

"Every woman I was ever involved with ended up being the woman from hell, now I’ve got the real thing, it could be fun."

Such are the words of our hero The Bard at the end of The Bard's Tale evil ending.

Bless him, he’s not exactly had a smooth journey to begin with, but now he stands here in front of the Princess he’s been trying to rescue for ages, only for her to turn out to be the ruler of the underworld in disguise. Now, if you’re good of heart, you can choose not to slay the beast and get the “good” ending, but that results in The Bard going back to his ways, penniless and soon to be forgotten.

However, if you choose the evil ending, you get everything your heart desires: The love of a slightly goatish woman, and the added benefit of letting you rule at her side over the land. Not bad if you ask me.