8 Weirdest Video Game Boss Battles Of All Time!
3. Titanic Toddler - Zombies Ate My Neighbours
Right, ok. Not sure how to say this delicately, but even though I am a man who champions peace and diplomacy above all else, there are times in video games where even I am motivated to violence.
And by that I mean there are some video game children that I want to slap the absolute bones out of - I'm looking at you kids from Skyrim with your bloody upturned noses. I just killed a f*cking dragon with my voice, you think I won't knock the bowl cut off you? You f*cking pudding-headed little prick.
Ahem. Anyway, long story short, while there are some kids that grind my gears, my anger had the brakes put on it quick sharp when I came to the first boss of Zombies Ate My Neighbors because holy hell, that is a baby that will smash you into the ground like a tent peg.
I have so many questions, admittedly most of the WHY? but also How? and What? rank up there with them. Making matters worse is the fact that this big boo hoo babby is actually terrifying! It can trample you to death and fire its milk bottle at you like a machine gun! An odd boss who is more crush than a creche.