8 Worthless Video Game Items You NEVER Used

6. Toys - Dead Rising

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And speaking of cereal box tat, Dead Rising is absolutely full of the stuff. From baking ingredients to showerheads, The Willamette mall is absolutely bursting with everyday items that Frank can use to re-dead the undead with. However, there are some absolute stinkers in the bunch, namely in the form of any toy you can pick up.

While the sight of Frank trying to protect a giant teddy from hordes of zombies is genuinely comical, it's easily the most pointless thing you can try and defend yourself with as it will do zero damage to your enemies. Plus the comedy wears off almost immediately when you realize that this is the upper limit of this scenario.

Now in later games everything becomes deadly as the player is able to combine objects together to create deadly and disturbing weapons, and even the teddy bear becomes a righteous Rambo of a thing, but in the original? Jesus, I've sat through Christian Slater films that were less arduous.

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