5. Getting My Ass Kicked - God of War
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsQ9CqmtPy0 God of War HD is the proud owner of this trophy, awarded when a player is so totally crap the game offers him/her a downgrade to easy mode. This is the absolute opposite of what a trophy is supposed to be, as it rewards players for actually being bad while also immediately and irreversibly adding itself to your trophy list, a constant reminder of your failure until the end of time. Or until your console breaks, which is more likely. I find it very hard to believe anyone finds the message saying, "You seem to be having trouble. Would you like to change to easy mode?" as anything other than testicle-explodingly infuriating. Whats particularly infuriating though, above its unbelievably patronising nature, is the fact that it suggests gamers dont like and cant cope with challenge, so need to have their boo-boos kissed by the big mommy developers and opt out of whichever part of the game is causing them momentary agitation. This is the sign of an industry that doesnt understand its market, and the trophy is utterly without worth.
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