Borderlands: 10 Weirdest Quests You Won’t Believe
9. The Feeble And The Furious - Borderlands 3
While the title of this mission in Borderlands 3 is an obvious nod to the "Fast and Furious" franchise, there is a lot more to it than its nitrous fuelled counterpart.
Picked up from the board in Roland's Rest, it tasks you with speaking to Lizzie and accompanying her "Pappy" on a number of errands. Lizzie seems to quite heavily imply that it wouldn't be the worst thing ever if he never made it back - in fact, if he survives the mission she is notably less impressed than if he "happens" to die along the way...
In amongst collecting milkpods and coins for a dealer, you eventually have to pay a visit to a gentleman by the name of Dental Dan. After you have dealt with him, the game tells you to take his teeth... which you do.
If Pappy snuffed it at some point in the chaos, Lizzie will share her glee that she can get her hands on all of his stuff, but if he's alive she'll thank you with a lot less sincerity.
Either way, you find yourself the proud owner of a worthless coin and another persons teeth.
But then again, that's happened to the best of us.