5. The 50's Wizard
For reasons that you're not quite sure of, the radio stations that exist within the Wasteland have a serious penchant for music for the 50s, leading to you becoming a walking jukebox of 50's tunes that you didn't even know existed before the end of the world came about. Perhaps all rap music, rock music and everything else in between was burned by the fires of the nuclear bombs and nothing else was left? If your grandma was still alive in the Wastleland, you could impress her every single day with a wondrous rendition of I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire or Anything Goes. After going into the Wasteland for several hours, it's absolutely impossible to escape without one of these tunes repeating on a cycle in your head for the rest of the day. If you listen closely, you can often hear groups of bandits eating other humans, gathered around the campfire as they sing: "I don't want to set the world on fire I just want to start A flame in your heart".