Planning Heists, stealing cars, mugging civilians, using prostitues and stealing your money back. All good clean wholesome fun all the family can enjoy, but all so last iteration. Gaming has moved on since such simple pleasures. We gamers have attained a level of sophistication undreamed of when the architects of Space Invadors cracked open the 'champers in celebration of their alternate world realisation. Grand Theft Auto IV had the critics searching for a more super word than superlative but once the wow factor faded like last months paycheck, gamers were left feeling empty, berift of things to do, awash on a sea of desolation and ennui. GTA V promises so much more, Rockstar appear to have learnt from previous games, games such as Max Payne, Midnight Club, and of course the genre defining Red Dead Redemption. Gamers such as myself with attention deficit disorder have a plethora of activities to look forward to, in a very short space of time we will have the ultimate Law Breaking Simulator. A law breaking Sim where we find the kookiest, craziest, most messed up laws out there are and tear them apart like a redneck on his sisters hymen. All of these laws are real-world, (or as real as a half-assed search on google informs me they are real) and replicable in the game world of GTA V. For most of these you will need the services of online friends, and maybe a little stretch of the imagination, and what the hell lets throw in a glass or two of JD on the rocks.