10. It Is Illegal To Wear A Fake Moustache That Causes Laughter In Church
This one, this one I just have to break. Fools rush in where angels fear to tread, but fortuously we're no angels. This is a law we can break while not only laughing at the law, but actually being obliged to do so. To maximise our delinquent desires, one person making someone else laugh is simply inadequate. So gather a team of friends, everyone has to have the bushiest moustache the character editor allows, players must find a church, enter it, and laugh at each other. Laugh like hyenas on nitrous oxide, whoop like a studio audience on ampetamines, chuckle like a tax collector on his visit to the orphange, shriek like you're battering a ginger step-child. Remember laughing at each other with no moustache doesn't count, nor does wearing a moustache and causing no laughter, no matter how bushy. We'll have no half-way measures here! This should bring the law crashing through the church doors, and rightfully give you a maximised wanting rating.