5. In Some Parts Of Connecticut, It's Illegal For Fire Trucks To Go Over 25 mph, At Any Time
If our cursing has been successful, our next excursion into our constitutional denigration will be as easy as falling off a sleeping bear. You can see now why it is important to have some real invective in our smoke-jumper taunting. Making them annoyed may be adequate in one instance of statute shattering, but it's their vehicle we need, and this is easiest achieved through sufficient tauntalage mockery and derision to make said flame flappers pack up their ladders and flee. We could also just steal it or kill them and then steal it. But that's not keeping to the spirit of our assignement. However I am prepared to accept killing them, stealing the vehicle and then running over them repeatedly. Doing so while driving over 25 mph would definitely award more brownie points. If you could manage to push a dead fireman with a moustache into a church and then get everyone to laugh at him there is an added satisfaction in making him break the law too. That'll learn 'im.