2. Chopping Board For Chop
Chop the dog is a somewhat welcome addition to Grand Theft Auto but he is also a pain in the ass. Sure, he can help you in a fight or use his trusty nose to hunt down any hidden scumbags you might be chasing, but download Rockstar's iFruit app and you soon find that looking after Chop is no where near the amount of fun you thought it was going to be. Constantly you are annoyed with notifications that ''Chop is hungry. Go feed him'' or ''Chop is thirsty'' or my favorite, ''Chop has taken a s***. Go clean it up.'' What follows is you taking time out of your life to care for a virtual mutt that gives you nothing in return. It might not be ''Roman calling you to go play pool'' annoying but it is still annoying. So, it is no wonder that many try to kill the Chop the first chance they get. The best way is to take him to a busy road and play a deadly game of fetch. Wait until a car is approaching and if you time it right, throw the ball and watch poor Chop fail to catch the ball, but instead swallow the front of a moving car instead. Or if you want to give him a somewhat more dramatic death, take him on a long rind to the top of a high cliff, drive off and then jump out mid air. You will fall down and collect a few bruises but the car and Chop will go up in a spectacular fireball. At least you can say goodbye to all the annoying notifications.