Hitman: 10 WORST Ways To Die

4. Blown Away By The Acting

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Far be it for me to criticise the health and safety standards of the film industry, but... come on. This one's just asking for it: an open-top roof, a giant industrial fan with a technical issue.

Sometimes they just write themselves...

The Mumbai level in 2018's Hitman 2 may be cramped, yet it offers many a height to drop a target off. But why settle for a boring shove when you can sneak into a movie set, tamper with the fan and watch the ensuing carnage.

Dawood Rangan is not only a bad man, he's also a terrible actor to boot. The lead actress isn't a fan, "accidentally" throwing Rangan's modified script away. Resourceful players can hunt the script down, convince the director that this is what's happening and set Rangan up for his windswept final shot.

As is the way of all things, he gets more than just a breezy closing shot on his terrible movie, instead carried off the roof like a crisp packet in a hurricane. It's not a small drop, either.

Guess he didn't he was remaking "Gone With the Wind"...

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